Lynnwood Kid Drinks Meth Bong Water, Later Dies

Want further proof America is going to hell? The Seattle Times reports kids in Lynnwood are drinking the bong water from meth pipes to get high.

According to the Times, “Worb water" is the meth-laced water that's left in a water pipe after it's been used to smoke methamphetamines.”

Move over crack-pipe scrapers, there’s a new scumbag on the drug-desperation block and he’s called “worb water." Silly us thought drinking normal bong water was an all-time low on the desperate drug-ingestion scale and now we get to find out kids in Lynnwood are drinking the skin-melting afterbirth from meth bongs. That’s literally worse than snorting the sand out at Hanford, in terms of blatant disregard for one’s health.

Pot bongs are smelly, in a murky/organic sense. Meth bongs probably glow in the dark and emit electromagnetic energy. The willingness to drink the stuff is nothing short of insane.

Apparently the drinker became suddenly involved in a lustful trip-out which resulted in his fatal beating. The story is no doubt sad; we can only hope this fatality was the result of some lone junkie pioneer and not a sign of things to come from the Lynnwood High School system.

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