Two Federal Way women have filed a report with local police, claiming they have been sexually assaulted by ghosts in their apartment. Before reporting the incident to police, the women repeatedly called the apartment complex's maintenance man saying ghosts were raping them on weekend nights. Fed up with the bizarre calls, the maintenance man told the women to contact police.
According to the police report, the women claim a "paranormal person" has been placing sensors on their bodies and raping them. One of the women reports the assaults have been happening for over two years. Shockingly, police say they have no investigative leads on the case.
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Did they leave behind any ectoplasm? (Ectospunk?) Ew.
Where can I get one of these sensors?
Is it a Crime or a Crock?!
Oh wow.