The Hulk Almost Got Him Laid

Local illustrator/writer/cartoonist Jeremy Eaton has an epic blog post about how the Hulk almost got him laid. Apparently back in the dark ages before the internet, people had to turn to the fan mail columns of comic books for their social networking needs. The story is funny as hell. Go read it.

The skepticism in the comments over the authenticity of the "Wendy Wilson" who wrote to him is also great, especially this hilarious speculation from Jeremy:

And, yes, there indeed is alliteration at work here, Blogfoot. Good observation. Perhaps the trail leads right back to the offices of Marvel, and Stan Lee, the king of alliteration? One can only wonder the joy he must have had pretending to be young girls, writing on perfumed paper, his cigar bobbing excitedly between his teeth as he navigated the falling loops of a teenaged hand.

That or a very elaborate, mean-spirited prank by Ang Lee.