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April 17, 2008

The Dethklok Tour Could Ruin Everything

Apparently, Dethklok are going on tour this summer, playing at the Showbox SoDo in Seattle in June, with pre-sale tickets available now with the secret password "duncanhills."

This... could ruin... everything... Their performance will totally subvert all the work we've done over the years to manipulate the world economy and lull the citizens into apathy. General Crozier?

General Crozier: My men have the Showbox under surveillance. When Dethklok arrives, I say we move in and take them out!

Mr. Selatcia: Nooooo.... We wwwwaaaaait....

(General Crozier and Cardinal Ravenwood exchange cryptic glances.)


By Matt Silvie in Arts & Events | Link | Comments (3) | Recommend this! (3) |
Tags: adult swim, cartoon network, dethklok, get out, heavy metal, live music, metal, showbox sodo

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[1] | 04/17/08 11:36AM

I have no idea what any of this means, but it really makes me laugh.

 
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[2] | 04/17/08 11:55AM

I for, one, welcome our new mayhem-bringing hard-drinking killer metal Dethklok overlords.

 
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[3] | 04/17/08 12:04PM

I am so excited for this show.
I must make a trip to the food library to stock up on liquor like our friend Murderface.

 
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