If You Can Hem a Pair of Pants for Under $20, You'll Have Our Business

We see on Craigslist that the dry cleaners on the east side of 15th Ave, the cunningly named "Alterations and Dry Cleaning" are selling out with four years left on their lease. After 22 years in business, they look like they're giving up the whole kit 'n' caboodle:

This opportunity is turn key – all equipment is provided.

Technically we're part of their "steady flow of loyal customers," but only because we try to spread the wealth around. We're not sure what the deal is--no one operating a dry cleaners ever looks like they're getting that rich off it--but the price we have in our head is never the price we end up paying. So we ping-pong between getting "gouged" by the cleaners on the east and west sides of the street.

What happened to that $0.99/dress shirt deal? Bring that back, and we're yours for life.