Augh, we don't know, dawg. It was kind of weird for us, dawg. We don't know, man, she almost kind of worked it out, but not really. It was just alright for us, just alright.

We'll stop with the Randy-Jackson-speak now. Kristy Lee Cook came out in a way better outfit. Her hair was a little 1992, but she's hot enough that that's okay. But, given that Amanda Overmeyer (the gal with the chocolate-vanilla swirl hair who can knock you out with her Janis Joplinesqueness, and sometimes goes too far) was damn skippy on her Joan Jett cover. Given that Asia'h and Syesha both more or less pulled off their Whitney Houston covers (if you watch the show, covering Whitney or Celine is practically forbidden). Given the only other eh performance came from Kady Malloy, who should just make her millions from her Britney Spears impression....we think this might be the end of the road for our semi-local cutie horsegirl.

Then again, Asia'h's pants were just so wrong. Maybe that'll be enough to save our Kristy Lee?

She did Journey, "Faithfully," with a really hot big-voiced country tinge on it. It was ballsy, given that one of the judges was in Journey. Okay, honestly, we kind of loved it, but our fellow watchers on the other two ends of the couch were ready to boot her back to Selma. What do you think? Witness: