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Do you sometimes feel like your sassy, snarky, heartfelt comments go unnoticed? Well, we hear you. Seriously. A new little feature here in the ist-averse is a log of our top commenters. So, if you want to be a big star all over town (or in your own imagination), the quickest way to blog-user superstardom is to comment. It doesn't have to be brilliant to get logged, it just has to be relevant. So go forth, comment, and get yourself to the top of the list, so you can brag to your friends about being the number one "Top User" on Seattlest. We dare you to try to knock Troy J. Morris out of the top slot. Word.
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In Woodinville there's a hole-in-the-wall charcuterie named Bill The Butcher which has the most outl
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dumb idea...
hey, look at me!
post count +1!
still a dumb idea...
haha
next
this is time-consuming
who has the ability to delete comments?
if comments are deleted, may i cry "CENSORSHIP?"
what's the prize for winning this contest?
for every comment i post, god kills a kitten.
or a puppy.
i like kittens.
god, please kill 2 puppies for every kitten that i'm killing her. plz?
i'm not winning yet, am i?
maybe i'll never win.
you don't want me to win, because you hate people who rise above the adversity that they've faced in life.
i was born stupid.
and i've grown into it
ever since then
or, at least, i am trying to
grow into the stupidity
that is my
birthright (birthwrong?)
i'm dedicated
to winning
two free tickets
wait, what? no free tickets?
why am i even playing this game?
what's in it for me?
annoyed?
if you are annoyed, you're not nearly as annoyed as i am...
no, i never really got along well with my father
that's very perceptive of you
he wanted me to play basketball
just because i was tall
he didn't care that i have no athletic ability
100 layups from the right, 100 from the left...
then, and only then, after making all 200 without a single miss
would he treat me
to an ice cream at the DQ
ok, enough about my father's dislove for me...
let's talk about my mom for a moment
(or not)
i'd rather talk about my brother
my brother in one compound word:
ass hole
oops, i meant to say "asshole"
got clearance from the federal government, despite several youthful legal issues
ok, crap, i shouldn't talk about that in case some fed is reading this
he's not my brother. i was adopted.
you were probably adopted, too
that's why you never fit in
that's why you felt like an outcast
you'll never fit in
you'll always be an outcast
i'm sorry if the truth hurts
but sometimes we hurt those that we love the most
truthfully
i love you
and i hate you
but love is 51%
and hate is only 54%
5% of me doesn't care
see, i always give 110%
that's how much i care
i'm even starting to annoy myself
umm...
i've run out of
loquaciousness
babble
gab
chat
verbosity
for the first time in my life
i would like to be a winner
so please
do
not
take
this
away
from
fuck.
Well crap.
and... account and IP banned for trying to make a funny.
sorry if you couldn't take a joke.
heh i thought it was pretty funny. still, sorry dude. the system has limitations.