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Commenters, You're the Tops

Do you sometimes feel like your sassy, snarky, heartfelt comments go unnoticed? Well, we hear you. Seriously. A new little feature here in the ist-averse is a log of our top commenters. So, if you want to be a big star all over town (or in your own imagination), the quickest way to blog-user superstardom is to comment. It doesn't have to be brilliant to get logged, it just has to be relevant. So go forth, comment, and get yourself to the top of the list, so you can brag to your friends about being the number one "Top User" on Seattlest. We dare you to try to knock Troy J. Morris out of the top slot. Word.

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  • Kim Ruehl

    heh i thought it was pretty funny. still, sorry dude. the system has limitations.

  • mbq

    and... account and IP banned for trying to make a funny.



    sorry if you couldn't take a joke.

  • Well crap.

  • fuck.

  • mmbb

    from

  • mmbb

    away

  • mmbb

    this

  • mmbb

    take

  • mmbb

    not

  • mmbb

    do

  • mmbb

    so please

  • mmbb

    i would like to be a winner

  • mmbb

    for the first time in my life

  • mmbb

  • mmbb

  • mmbb

    verbosity

  • mmbb

    chat

  • mmbb

    gab

  • mmbb

    babble

  • mmbb

    loquaciousness

  • mmbb

    i've run out of

  • mmbb

    umm...

  • mmbb

    i'm even starting to annoy myself

  • mmbb

    that's how much i care

  • mmbb

    see, i always give 110%

  • mmbb

    5% of me doesn't care

  • mmbb

    and hate is only 54%

  • mmbb

    but love is 51%

  • mmbb

    and i hate you

  • mmbb

    i love you

  • mmbb

    truthfully

  • mmbb

    but sometimes we hurt those that we love the most

  • mmbb

    i'm sorry if the truth hurts

  • mmbb

    you'll always be an outcast

  • mmbb

    you'll never fit in

  • mmbb

    that's why you felt like an outcast

  • mmbb

    that's why you never fit in

  • mmbb

    you were probably adopted, too

  • mmbb

    he's not my brother. i was adopted.

  • mmbb

    ok, crap, i shouldn't talk about that in case some fed is reading this

  • mmbb

    got clearance from the federal government, despite several youthful legal issues

  • mmbb

    oops, i meant to say "asshole"

  • mmbb

    ass hole

  • mmbb

    my brother in one compound word:

  • mmbb

    i'd rather talk about my brother

  • mmbb

    (or not)

  • mmbb

    let's talk about my mom for a moment

  • mmbb

    ok, enough about my father's dislove for me...

  • mmbb

    to an ice cream at the DQ

  • mmbb

    would he treat me

  • mmbb

    then, and only then, after making all 200 without a single miss

  • mmbb

    100 layups from the right, 100 from the left...

  • mmbb

    he didn't care that i have no athletic ability

  • mmbb

    just because i was tall

  • mmbb

    he wanted me to play basketball

  • mmbb

    that's very perceptive of you

  • mmbb

    no, i never really got along well with my father

  • mmbb

    if you are annoyed, you're not nearly as annoyed as i am...

  • mmbb

    annoyed?

  • mmbb

    what's in it for me?

  • mmbb

    why am i even playing this game?

  • mmbb

    wait, what? no free tickets?

  • mmbb

    two free tickets

  • mmbb

    to winning

  • mmbb

    i'm dedicated

  • mmbb

    birthright (birthwrong?)

  • mmbb

    that is my

  • mmbb

    grow into the stupidity

  • mmbb

    or, at least, i am trying to

  • mmbb

    ever since then

  • mmbb

    and i've grown into it

  • mmbb

    i was born stupid.

  • mmbb

    you don't want me to win, because you hate people who rise above the adversity that they've faced in life.

  • mmbb

    maybe i'll never win.

  • mmbb

    i'm not winning yet, am i?

  • mmbb

    god, please kill 2 puppies for every kitten that i'm killing her. plz?

  • mmbb

    i like kittens.

  • mmbb

    or a puppy.

  • mmbb

    for every comment i post, god kills a kitten.

  • mmbb

    what's the prize for winning this contest?

  • mmbb

    if comments are deleted, may i cry "CENSORSHIP?"

  • mmbb

    who has the ability to delete comments?

  • mmbb

    this is time-consuming

  • mmbb

    next

  • mmbb

    haha

  • mmbb

    still a dumb idea...

  • mmbb

    post count +1!

  • mmbb

    hey, look at me!

  • mmbb

    dumb idea...

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