Take Another Little Piece Of My Artichoke Heart, Baby

This Valentine’s Day -- or Single’s Awareness Day, as you prefer -- Pagliacci Pizza is offering you free artichoke hearts as a topping. The hearts will be available on whole pies or by the slice. According to our cheapskate research, that means you can order an 11" Original, a cheese pizza made with whole milk mozzarella cheese, tomato sauce and spices, with artichoke hearts, for $9.99.

As the lady says, "Have another little piece of my heart now, baby / You know you got it, child, if it makes you feel good."