New Port Of Seattle Rule: No More Tummy Rubs
Welcome back to the Port of Seattle Roast, already in progress. Yesterday the Port released its response to a hilariously detailed audit commissioned by State Auditor Brian Sonntag, which "agrees with 37 of the audit's 49 recommendations," reports the Seattle Times.
For instance, the Port will immediately cease informal ways of resolving disagreements with contractors, known as "tummy rubs."We love that bid negotiation is described as a "disagreement." We also love the "meet in the middle" part of this negotiation, where the contractor dropped the estimate by $2,001 and the Port manager raised theirs by $5,499. Lastly, we love this whole "undocumentable" concept. We're totally gonna use that with our clients.The state audit detailed a case in which a Port construction manager wrote a contractor "let's figure that out [project cost] via tummy rub in lieu of you all documenting what is undocumentable." The Port manager and contractor in that case disagreed about the price of one task. The manager offered $54,500 and the contractor countered with $62,000. The manager wrote back saying, "If it starts with a '5' we're there." They settled on $59,999.
We literally have tears in our eyes reading this stuff. Admittedly, we're pretending the Port manager sounds like Gilbert Gottfried, which adds tremendously.


