"Why Doesn't the Media Ever Report Any Good News?"

Next time you hear someone repeat that old line, show them this:

Image capture of Seattle P-I's "most read" from 1:54pm today

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By Seth in News on January 18, 2008 1:53 PM

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Jeremy

This is the problem I had with the new CSI last night: mom and dad found dead, daughter missing; go to house--daughter 2 is dead. Where's daughter 1? Oh yes, fingerprints from a former lounge-singer-turned-priest are found at the scene. Then we find his videos! Child porn? Nope--he really is reformed. Exorcisms! Turns out, daughter 1 is working a secret underage hooker, mom wants the devils out, dad stops the priest from killing her, but she turns around and kills mom, dad and baby 'sis. Then the priest kills her, and we're supposed to feel bad. Seriously? For the family-murdering 12-year-old? I think not.

Now I'm not saying I know how the plane crash fits in, but the above is more or less a series of reports on crimes committed in last night's episode of CSI, so I assure you--they're all bad people. It's O.K.