Where The Customer Is Unpaid Staff
Speaking of snappish baristas, this weekend we stopped by a neighborhood coffeeshop we've been visiting since 2003, and handed over a prepaid card good for our usual drink. A new-ish barista took it, looked it over, looked us over, sighed a little, and -- as if he were doing us a favor -- checked off one of the drinks. "You know," he said, "these cards are supposed to be signed by the baristas when they're sold. Yours isn't. So...if you ever buy one and it isn't signed, could you remind the barista to sign it?"
We nodded in a way that suggested we were making absolutely no note of this nonsensical request and moved on.
Isn't there some sort of limit to what a customer needs to do to get a cup of coffee? We already have to remind baristas that we ordered, what kind of drink it was, and that yes, sorry, we did ask for decaf. Reminding staff to sign off on things is our line in the freaking sand. Well, that and adjusting the grind.


