Bumper Sticker of the Millennium

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We spotted an older Volvo sporting a "Nuke Gay Whales for Jesus" bumper sticker turning left onto Mercer Street in front of the newly remodeled Pagliacci on Lower Queen Anne this morning. We would have taken a picture but we were too busy shitting ourselves at the sight of the sticker to pull it together. Apologies all around.

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The version I had on a button in high school included "unborn": Nuke the unborn gay baby whales for jesus!

HAH! I totally saw that bumper sticker on a car on Broadway, Friday night. Can't remember if it was a Volvo or not, though. I pointed it out to my friend, too, as we sat behind it at a light.

Any man who dares answer this question -- "Do these jeans make my butt look big?" -- and gets away unscathed -- is either a liar, a politician or single. On the other hand, the wise man is the one who's learned how to avoid answering such a no-win question. Regardless of where you find yourself when it comes to questions about the female physique, you might get a kick out a bumper sticker that reads, Does this sticker make my bumper look big?™

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