We're Looking For a News Editor

Hello out there in Seattlest-land, this is your friendly editor Seth.

We've kicked a fair amount of ass, figuratively speaking, in 2007, but in 2008, we want to further our plans for world domination.

To this end, we're going to hire a news editor.

This person will be available during the day to break news, shine light on stories that are hiding in the dark corners of our city, and, of course, completely rip off some well-researched, intelligent story published by an actual journalist.

This person will be someone who can carve out time during the day (freelancer? student? smart-phone-enabled convict?), who has a writing style that brims with personality, and who knows a little something about Seattle culture, news and politics.

In my view, this is a perfect opportunity for some excellent but as-yet-unknown writer who's looking to get noticed. Or some excellent but known writer who's looking to slum.

If you're interested, email me at kolloen at the gmail service. If you know someone who is interested, have them email me at kolloen at the gmail service.

For those of you who don't give a shit, forgive the imposition--I hope you've enjoyed the photo of former University of Washington cornerback Le-Lo Lang, owner of both the best name and best jheri curl in Husky defensive backfield history.

Back to our regularly scheduled programming!