The Continuing War on Thanksgiving
As if The Terrorists haven't already been winning by employing their agents, the American Indian, to poo-poo on our Thanksgiving parade of turkey, football, and/or explaining your deviant behaviors to your meddlesome aunts and uncles whom you only see once a year. This time, worst of all, our very own government is getting in on the act. Are you flying this holiday and wondering if you can bring aboard your grandmother's delicious jelly or your uncle's savory gravy? The answer is a resounding No! according to the Keystone Cops. Pack your mother's tangy salsa in checked baggage or have it shipped! Here's the list of un-American gels and liquids:
- Gravy
- Salad dressing
- Oils and vinegars
- Cranberry sauce
- Salsa
- Sauces
- Creamy dips
- Wine, liquor and beer
- Other beverages
- Jams
- Jellies
- Soups
- Cakes
- Pies
This is probably all for the better. I mean, nobody wants to risk exposure to your father's creamy dip. But still, beer and wine, Mandrake, children's beer and wine!. Michelle Malkin, what are you going to do about this?
