http://seattlest.com/2007/11/09/seahawks_44_vs.php All comments for Seahawks (4-4) vs. Cooking (Artery Clogging Fiesta) en-us 2009 seattle_katelyn Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:00:00 -0800 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss kbhackett@gmail.com kbhackett@gmail.com 60 http://seattlest.com/2007/11/09/seahawks_44_vs.php#comment-1233497 http://seattlest.com/2007/11/09/seahawks_44_vs.php#comment-1233497 Comments Fri, 09 Nov 2007 15:03:53 -0800 <p>Please note that Scotch Eggs will not be the main course, but will serve as a sausage-infused heart-punching apéritif in preparation for the entrée. When the eggs have stimulated the appetite, we shall proceed toward the "please-cook-on-day-of-purchase" steaks which will then be beaten and stabbed until tender, then battered and fried in a bubbling puddle of heated shortening. For those worried about eventually losing feeling in any extremities throughout this process, have no fear. I have courteously decided to provide all attending with not only Scotch Eggs, but the alternate opportunity to indulge in the recipe's reduced calorie* variant, Diet Scotch Eggs. This should allay any and all health concerns. * Reduced calorie means "not dusted in Cheez-It Baked Snack Crackers."</p>