Venus Velazquez, You Almost Killed Us
One way not to get Seattlest's vote is to endanger our life, like city council candidate Venus Velazquez did on Wednesday night while she was giving a whole new meaning to "Ballard drivers."
We, like Velazquez, were driving in Ballard that night.
After leaving a show at the Tractor, we got in our trusty Saturn and rolled up 20th N.W. to Market, where we hung a right.
Thank Jesus, we hung our right about 15 minutes before, according to police reports [pdf via Slog], Velazquez came flying down Market, weaving across the center line, at fucking FIFTY!
When a Ballard cop stopped her, the only identification she had was a credit card. He walked back to his car, and when he came back, her breath was "minty."
Remember kids--it's ok to drive drunk without your license, as long as you have breath mints. (?)
Velazquez released a statement last night:
I do not believe I was impaired—but I respect the system that will ultimately make that judgment.As someone who could've been smashed into oblivion by her, this strikes us as complete and utter bullshit. If you weren't impaired, why the shit were you driving 50 mph down Market?
Possibly the only good thing to come out of this is that, because she refused to take a breathalyser test, Velazquez' license is suspended for a year. Maybe she and Jerramy Stevens can trade busing tips.
Erica C. Barnett of the Stranger attempts to generate sympathy for Velazquez' thusly: "I doubt any drinker who reads this blog can say they’ve NEVER gotten behind the wheel after a celebratory night."
Yeah, sure we have--but when we get behind said wheel we don't drive fifty miles per hour. We drive exactly the speed limit, and in as straight and paranoid a manner as possible. And we aren't even running for office.
Now, the fact is, we were going to vote for Velazquez' opponent, Bruce Harrell, anyway, because he went to our alma mater (Garfield), and because he was an All Pac-10 linebacker for the Huskies. But now we have a third reason--Harrell's never nearly killed us.
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