Study up on Jesus.
That was the topic for last night's hardest round at Seattlest Trivia. Average score/ 5.9 out of 10. Can you do better?
1) In 1966, the Ku Klux Klan burned Beatles records after who said the group was “more popular than Jesus now”?
2) The Depeche Mode song “Personal Jesus” was inspired by the autobiography Elvis and Me, written by whom?
3) The Jesus and Mary Chain’s song “Just Like Honey” appears in the closing scenes of what 2003 drama?
4) Before Jesus Christ Superstar, Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice collaborated on what other biblically inspired musical?
5) In the short film “The Spirit of Christmas,” when Jesus and Santa are kicking the crap out of each other, who reminds the South Park kids that “This is the season just to be good to each other”?
6) What Pulitzer-winning novelist and one-time New York mayoral candidate published The Gospel According to the Son in 1997, told from the point of view of Jesus himself?
7) Victor Garber, Jennifer Garner’s dad on Alias, plays Jesus in what musical film that climaxes on top of the World Trade Center?
8) The shortest verse in the New Testament, John 11:35, is “Jesus wept.” Whose tomb made Jesus cry like a little girl?
9) Supreme Court case Morse v. Frederick determined that a school can restrict student speech at a school event that can be seen as promoting drug use. What did Joseph Frederick’s controversial banner say?
10) In 1899, journalist Louis Klopsch came up with the idea for what biblical innovation?
(Answers.)
Returning team NAMBLA's Just Glad That Our Chinese Boy Didn't Get Recalled did go 10 for 10 on that round, so that's one stereotype shattered. Marlon Brando Look-Alikes really can be Jesus experts.
That wasn't good enough to vault NAMBLA into first place, however -- Funky Cold Ahmadinejad took first prize overall, scoring 70 out of a possible 81. Wethinks we'll have to start making these quizzes a touch harder.
Other rounds: old standbys Geography and Movies, plus All or Nothing, Crash, and Filthy Stinking Rich. Plus two visual rounds that we're too lazy to recreate on the web: identifying the movie, TV show, or comic book from a prostitute; and identifying the product from a TV commercial freeze frame.
Full standings follow after the jump.
1) Funky Cold Ahmadinejad -- 70 points, $100 plus $20 bar credit from Clearwire
2) NAMBLA's just glad that our Chinese Boy Didn't Get Recalled -- 67 points, $30 plus $10 bar credit from Clearwire
3) (tie) Mitch Cumstein (won $20 in a tiebreaker question) and Polygamy Now, Goatse Later
5) Independent People's Autocracy, 62
6) The Fuckin' As, 57
7) Dijon, 56
8) (tie) Master Chiefs and Monkey United, 55
10) Ketchup, 54
11) Mmm...bacon, 52
12) Virgin Suicides, 51
13) Bob Loblaw's Law Blog Law Bomb, 49
14) Stego-sauce-arus, 36
15) RKN, 31 -- swag!

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Marlon Brando Look-Alikes? I can only assume you're talking about the On the Waterfront era Brando, not the I-can-barely-move-and-am-unable-to-keep-my-pants-on era Brando. Because NAMBLA can move just fine, thank you...
Six! Now I'm bigger than Seattlest.
Five. Damn.