Bicycle Hobo Gang Commemorates September 11th

With a Freedom Fries eating contest. Here is the relevant flickr set for last night's contest, evidently won by bicycle hobo associate identified only by the alias "Michael." Here are the rules for the 9/11 Eat Off Commemoration that apparently took place at Red Robin:

RULES
1. Vomit: If you vomit, you cannot continue until you re-eat the vomit food. If you refuse to eat your own fry vomit, disqualified. If you do eat your vomit, you are a-ok to continue.

2. Time Limits: No time limit!

3. Bathroom breaks NO BATHROOM BREAKS. Go before the burgers hit the table. If you must go to the bathroom, in order to continue without disqualification, pooping and or peeing must be done AT THE TABLE. If you're man (or woman) enough to make more room in front of everyone, then more power to you.

4. Bowing out if you're done, and you can't go any further, you must scream "I'M A STUPID BABY" at that time your total will be posted, and you are free to do whatever you'd like with the contents of your stomach.

The person with the most fry baskets eaten will win the GOLDEN POTATO trophy, a few extra pounds (enabling them to enter craigslist personals as a BBM/W), and our constant admiration and limited respect.

MOST BASKETS OF FRIES is the goal here. If you can down 20 baskets of fries in a short time then you bow out. Thats ok. length of time is not important. If you eat 20, don't vomit (or eat it if you do), then bow out, it's up to everyone else to beat your limit. Amount is the goal here, not time.

We've debated just handing over our Seattlest login and password to the Original Bicycle Hobo(TM) since he always gives us our best posts, including this one you're currently trying not to read. Wonder how many PR companies are going to spam Red Robin offering to help them spin this one. Luckily there are no photos to be found of fry vomit.