The eternal feud between evolutionary rivals bears and crows finally came to a dramatic conclusion recently at the Woodland Park Zoo, as the persecuted bears claimed a decisive victory over their winged foe, the goddamned crows. Jim Woodring was on the scene and documented the victory on his blog (click through the drawing below for a larger more readable version):
This victory is a long time coming and benefits not only bears, but also other creatures victimized by crows in the past, such as the puny humans assaulted by the crows territorial dive bombing. Ahhh... [inhale deep sweet breathe] Victory!




If you used the same amount of energy that you put into this article to understand the crow, you may learn something from them. It is pretty disturbing how you would find "sweet victory" in the death of any creature.
When a bear dies anywhere other than a zoo, the crows eat it. Game, set and match.
Everything eats and is eaten.
@1: Boo-fucking-hoo. Move back to Eugene, you pansy.