Or you could get your ass FIRED! Just ask our old pal/arch nemesis/best livejournal trainwreck on the internet the Bicycle Hobo(TM), who just got let go from his job at the Times for visiting Fleshbot.com [evidently NSFW] while ostensibly "working." From the hobo's blog:
I could have gotten drunk at work, groped a coworker and peed in the corner of the building, and I would have gotten a warning, but a little ass & tickle gets you escorted out the door first thing.
This raises an important question: Do people really refer to online porn as "a little ass & tickle" or is this just a colloquialism of the train hopping/dumpster diving/urban primitive lexicon?
Regardless, does anybody have any job leads where its okay for our pal to uh... "multi-task" while on the job? Come on, it's not like he's going to get wasted, assault co-workers and take a piss in the office. He's not that bad. Seattlest beseeches you...

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He should write for Fleshbot.
what a moron. according to his livejournal, "Said IT guy reports that I'd averaged 3 inappropriate websites a week". dude, really? you don't have internet access at home?
i've read some of this guys other posts and he sounds like a jackass.
The Times has a fairly lax and standard internet policy, but when Fleshbot's main tag says "NSFW" you should probably take that advice to heart.
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How stupid. Good union job. Bye, bye.
As they say the male brain is somwhere near his dick and balls.
There is no workplace that allows a lot of porn, other employees can object and cost mega problems - and they do - all the time.
Am - Pm - laptop at lunch off premises - take the hint all you people who think you work at uber liberal places.