Memo to Seattle Times Staffers: Don't Surf for Porn at Work

Or you could get your ass FIRED! Just ask our old pal/arch nemesis/best livejournal trainwreck on the internet the Bicycle Hobo(TM), who just got let go from his job at the Times for visiting Fleshbot.com [evidently NSFW] while ostensibly "working." From the hobo's blog:

I could have gotten drunk at work, groped a coworker and peed in the corner of the building, and I would have gotten a warning, but a little ass & tickle gets you escorted out the door first thing.

This raises an important question: Do people really refer to online porn as "a little ass & tickle" or is this just a colloquialism of the train hopping/dumpster diving/urban primitive lexicon?

Regardless, does anybody have any job leads where its okay for our pal to uh... "multi-task" while on the job? Come on, it's not like he's going to get wasted, assault co-workers and take a piss in the office. He's not that bad. Seattlest beseeches you...