The Saga of the Six Arms

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On the way to the Seattlest meet up at Smith last night, one contributor stopped in to the Six Arms to grab a cheese burger, but he ate it too fast and had to go to their bathroom to take an emergency shit, which turned out to be one of those that breaks off halfway, thereby requiring about 45 minutes of ass wiping. To make matters worse, the face of the toilet paper dispenser kept falling off, so with one hand ripping out toilet paper and the other hand trying to keep the container in place, and at the same time trying not to let the pants fall to the nasty floor, we finally realized that that's why they call it the Six Arms.

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I love that you categorized this under "food."
Excellent reporting, sir.

if i had read this entry i wouldn't have shaken so many hands at Smith last night.

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