Fact or Hoax: Guns N' Roses' "Paradise City" Based on Seattle?
Seattlest confidant/subliterate henchman "Pete the Polak" told us a long stupid story this weekend about how a friend of a friend of his once knew Duff and this credible source claimed that it was he and not Axl who wrote the lyrics for the timeless classic "Paradise City" and that said song was based on Seattle. We immediately called horse shit on this obvious lie, but upon activating a computer we could find no evidence to the contrary.
The proof may lie in the pudding, as these excerpts clearly demonstrate no connection to Seattle whatsoever:
Just an urchin livin' under the streetI'm a hard case that's tough to beat
I'm your charity case
So buy me somethin' to eat
I'll pay you at another time
Take it to the end of the line
While this sounds like any number of daily encounters with "The Broadway Kids(TM)," this could still be any city in the country.
But what about this stanza?
Rags to richesOr so they say
You gotta
Keep pushin' for the fortune and fame
You know it's, it's all a gamble
When it's just a game
You treat it like a capitol crime
Everybody' doin' their time
Nope, still nothing. However this next excerpt reveals a little precognition on the part of the author:
Capitain America's been torn apartNow he's a court jester
With a broken heart
He said turn me around
And take me back to the start
I must be losing my mind
"Are you blind?!"
I've seen it all a mllion times
The character Captain America was famously killed off by Seattle comics writer Ed Brubaker... but this happened more than 15 years after Paradise City was first written. Unless Duff (or Axl) owns a time traveling DeLorean, this little theory is just SOL, bro.
Can somebody with access to facts and historic records or Guns N' Roses recording session surveillance tapes support or suppress this theory? Seattlest beseeches you...


