Oddly Enough, A Fashionable Wig Will Not Prevent A Concussion
We wouldn't yet call ourselves bicycle "enthusiasts," but we're getting there. We've started riding from work (downtown) to home (Shoreline) about three days a week and we're loving it. We're getting exercise, doing something we enjoy and the majority of the ride, along the Burke-Gilman Trail, is just gorgeous.
Now, most days, our ride through the UW campus is an uneventful pleasantry. We glide along, casually admiring young co-eds as they jog by in their generously limited attire. Last Friday, however, was a different story. We were passing Husky Stadium as we looked ahead and saw a group of cyclists starting to gather in a circle, some staring and some tending to someone on the ground. Rut-Ro Shaggy...
Seattlest arrived on the scene to find a middle-aged man on his back, his twisted mess of a bike beside him. Everyone had a cell phone out, as if by modern instinct, even though a woman kneeling over the fallen biker was clearly in control and already on the phone with emergency services.
The first thing we noticed were the drops of blood on the trail, then his wounds -- his legs, forearms and elbows were a raw mess of blood and dirt. Then we saw his face. Eyes closed, drooling a bit. Maybe muttering something. The woman with 911 on the phone yelling at the man, "Open your eyes, Mister. Can you hear me?" And then the curious part: Not only was the guy not wearing a helmet, but it seemed he'd decided to don an "old lady" wig instead. As the man lay there, somewhere between the Burke-Gilman and complete unconsciousness, the curly gray wig had shifted far to the left, exposing locks of dark brown hair underneath.
As we looked back to the guy's face -- the drooling, the eyes opening and closing again, the unintelligible moaning -- we couldn't decide if this guy was just drunk off his ass or if he'd suffered serious trauma to his gourd. Or both.
Either way, we don't recommend his choice of head gear. Here's a link to where you can pick up a low-cost bicycle helmet.
Confidential to all you bicycle messengers out there: Shouldn't you have outgrown the "I'm too cool for a helmet" mentality by now? Why are you so dumb?
Image: "Bike Wreck" -- oil on canvas
Comments [rss]
-
kasa
-
velo
-
kasa
-
velo
-
LisaPaige
-
guest
-
velo
-
guest
-
LisaPaige
-
kasa
-
MvB
-
velo
-
Courtney
-
Jack
-
kasa
-
guest
-
guest
-
LisaPaige
-
guest
-
erike
-
kasa
-
guest
-
kasa
-
sciencevsromance
-
Troy Morris


