The Smoldering Holy War: Bicycle Hobos vs Cars
The supreme granddaddy of Seattle blogging and king shit of the international bicyclist rebellion Rob Zverina has yet another straight from the gut, well written and beautifully illustrated post up on his blog that's worth checking out. After viewing the aftermath of another car on bicyclist collision up in Fremont, Zverina rants:
It made me incredibly mad. The equivocator said he knew what it was like because he too was a cyclist. When Sarah got doored, the moron who hit her also said, all sympathetic-like, "I ride a bike, too," as if that would make everything all right.In fact, it only makes it worse--if you were really a cyclist, you would have looked before opening your door. If you were really a cyclist, you would acknowledge the dreadful negligence of anyone who cuts into the right of way, mangling both bicycle and body. Listen, any driver who hits a cyclist or pedestrian ought to have license suspended for no less than 3 months.
For what it's worth, Seattlest feels the same way about pedestrians. We walk the half mile to work every day and enjoy daily collisions with mouth-breathers who don't watch where they're walking, can't make up their mind if they're going to walk right or left of us, suddenly stop in our path, etc etc. These must be the people who had their drivers licenses revoked.
Meanwhile, over on the bicycle hobo elitist blog, a near run in with an suv on Seattle's waterfront threw everyone's favorite dumpster diver on to the front lines of Seattle's next civil war:
I yelled "Hey!" and shook my fist at him, knowing he can see me in his mirrors. He slows to let me catch up with him, rolls down the winder (grin) whereas I unleash a torrent of obscenity.
Me: "What the hell, you piece of shit?! Why'd you buzz me so close?"Him: "Whatever, get off the road. It's against the law you know."
Me: "Fuck you, you piece of shit douchebag. I have a right to the road. Learn the fucking law or go back to the motherfucking Suburbs".
Let's just hope it's not 98 degrees again when Critical Mass rolls around.



