--Sally Clark has pulled her nightlife plan citing the fact that everyone from the mayor to the other city council members to the lowliest 1st ave drunk hates it.
--A woman may have successfully attempted suicide by train in Auburn this morning.
--4th of July ain't nothin but Thanksgiving in the summer.
--Starbucks starts to look at its carbon emissions.
--So, you’ve decided to join a Startup and live the life of high risk, high reward.
--Or! So, you've decided to join Microsoft, eh?
--Galloping towards the new Narrows date.

Elevator Disco video clip courtesy of fall-line.