Dems Call Foul on Rossi's Cash Cow

State Democrats are calling shenanigans on Dino Rossi's "Forward Washington Foundation," arguing that it's just "Rossi in 2008" by a different name.

Not only do the Democrats want the population of Central America to just walk in to the country and take your job, they also want the fundraising by Rossi's nonprofit to be subject to campaign regulations since he uses the money to travel around the state making speeches.

Rossi claims that this is all a wacky misunderstanding, and told the Times, "I never, ever said I was running in '08. Those words have never crossed my lips, publicly or privately." Uhhhhhhhh Mr. Rossi, by saying that the words 'I was running in '08' did cross your lips, and that makes you a liar with no concept of how to use tenses.

Public Disclosure Commission Chairwoman Lori Anderson will take some time off from rolling her eyes at the dozens of Loni Anderson jokes she hears all day to look into the matter.