All the News

--Oregon teen busted screwing horses by barn cam.
--Sonic Youth is doing a CD for Starbucks. You know what? Fuck everything.
--The Buffy musical episode is going to play at the Egyptian at the end of the month. Nerd. (See you there.)
--The guys at Neumos will handle the booking for Chop Suey now that the Chop Suey guy left to do the booking at Nectar. Follow?
--Sure, I'll join your cult.
--Sure, I'll join your cult.
--If Shawn Kemp pitched a reality show, SupersonicSoul thinks it would go a little something like this.

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