All the News

--Brawny men are tearing apart the old Rainbow Grocery space, but the brawny men won't say why.
--"To the lechy homeless men: I am not a dancing female gift the City of Seattle decided to kindly bestow for your afternoon entertainment."
--Eyewitness to a suicide.
--The new Sufjan Stevens album will be called Oregon, With the Wind and will be release only in a hoaxy parallel universe.
--USS Mariner has a few ideas for fixing the Mariners.
--David Postman of the Seattle Times saw Sicko over the weekend and talked with Michael Moore about it.

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