Someone in Tacoma is...Well, Let's Just Say They're Five Runs Short of a Jeff Weaver Start

We're not sure if some airborne lead has made its way into the Tacoma aroma, or if the apocalypse is coming, but this must be a sign of one or the other:

The police log entry said it all: "Deceased fawn was dressed up like an infant and abandoned at the Pantages" Theater.

Why would anyone dress up a dead newborn deer, lay it in a basket and leave it outside an ornate downtown landmark?

"Your guess is as good as mine," said Tom Sayre, a spokesman of The Humane Society for Tacoma and Pierce County.

The outfit included an infant sleeper and a bib that read, "You think I'm cute? You should see my aunt," Sayre added.