Can You Have an Apocalypse With Only 3 Horses?

When Federal Way resident Frosty Hardison was on the Daily Show, he said the Rapture would be coming along in oh, " five to seven years." But when we heard news that Def Leppard, Foreigner, and Styx would be at the White River Ampitheater on September 26th, the first thing we thought was: September 26th is a Wednesday, what the hell? And then we realized that Frosty was actually wrong. Dead wrong. This is a clear sign of the Apocalypse, which has always been predicted to arrive on hump day.

But then we thought waitaminute...no Journey? Dammit. Perhaps we will have a few more years to go instead. That should be just enough time for you to get this out of your head: