Seattle--Capitol of Horse Rape--Tops Animal Compassion Rankings

So we're not exactly clear on the methodology behind the Humane Society of America's animal compassion index, but we kinda thought that hosting the nation's most notorious bestiality den would prevent our fair city from attaining a high ranking.

Not so!

Whether it's because the Humane Society doesn't factor animal rape into its rankings, or because they celebrate man/animal love, Seattle managed #2 in their "Humane Index," which you can access from this very inhumane flash-based website.

#1 is San Francisco, which seems appropriate since that city is named for the patron saint of animals. Ranked 25th and last is Chicago, we think because of their obsession with ursine sports.

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By Seth in News on April 30, 2007 2:41 PM

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VIsitor

Gee Seth, I guess you missed the FACT that NO animals of any kind were injured in any way, the police spent many long hours reviewing every tape, a veterinarian examined every animal looking for something- anything they could, any little tidbit of an injury and found NONE! That fact says it all- the animals were not abused or injured and were in fact well cared for (otherwise they'd have brought neglect charges at the very least)

You also neglected to note that the "raped" horse was a 1200 pound STALLION whose 'member' is as long as a man's ARM, and that the man was the recipient, and was the one injured/dead. The horse was perfectly fine and I have seen a previous 'mr_hand' video clip on the web- the stallion was a WILLING participant in every way, that was clear.