Please, Sweden, Seattlest Needs a New Shirt

Seattlest is too cool for the Gap and too busy for thrift. How's a thirty-something guy to dress himself, then? We handle it by wearing the same two pairs of jeans and the same four shirts in different configurations every day. Then, once a year, when we're in Chicago to visit family and friends we make a point to get to H&M downtown to replace two of our shirts. Right now we're kind of hurting--the last visit to Chicago happened to be in February when it was a billion below. We were on Michigan Avenue, even, but couldn't make it the last few blocks to H&M. It was like being turned back from the summit of Everest with only a hundred feet or so to go: we could have gotten our two shirts but we would have sacrificed a few fingers or toes to frostbite for them. If you're not familiar with H&M they're like the Ikea of clothing. Aside from also being Swedish, they sell stylish (arguably), cheaply manufactured (arguably) clothes for reasonable (unarguably) prices. You can look reasonably well-dressed if you outfit yourself head to toe there, and, ok, it is a little like Urban Outfitters but you'll be a lot less cheesy, a little more Euro and will be enfattening the wallet of some faceless Swedes instead of that right-wing guy who owns Urban Outfitters. The first time we went into an H&M we were in Berlin where they were on almost every single corner, like Starbucks or something. It was paradise. We buy our underwear there, and almost exclusively there. We need a fifth shirt, badly, to round out the work week. It's been a while and we're getting desperate, which is why this wholly unsubstantiated, but entirely believable rumor has us so excited:

hi- i heard a rumor this weekend that h&m is opening a store in the university village. i went to h&m's website and i cannot find ANYTHING on it... ?

Oh please let that be true.