If this video of Woodland Park's new tiger cub wantonly slaughtering stuffed animals, blankets and leaves isn't enough for you she's now on display at the zoo from 11am to 2pm daily. And she's got a name now and everything: Hadiah, which we hadiah-ate. Why do tigers have to always have fake African-sounding names? Next time something's born at Woodland Park they should hire Hodgman to name it.

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Actually Hadiah is a Malay (Indonesian) word which means "gift", not African. Tigers aren't found in Africa.