All the News

--Much to our surprise, the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby is not Shawn Kemp.
--Adam Morrison gets a fine handed to him, Warren Moon gets a breathalyser handed to him, and Jeff Weaver gets his ass handed to him.
--Little Nemo in the dead letter office.
--There was a bench-clearing altercation in today's otherwise-awful M's game.
--Turns out the military doesn't always want to hear about toxic gas.

M-4 tank crews of the United States, Ft. Knox, Ky., by Alfred T. Palmer