Well, Shit

Yeah, we tuned in last night for the elimination round, figuring that, once and for all, our local sweetheart Sanjaya would be among the bottom two. The show started out with the contestants split into groups of three: Blake, Sanjaya and Timberfake; Whatshername, BaldWeirdo, and Gina Glocksen; MindyDoo, J-Sparks, and La-Jones. It was pretty clear who was the bottom three.

"Giiinaaaa???" we screamed at the screen. How could she be in the bottom three? Why is Sanjaya safe? What's wrong with our fellow man? There's no way Gina's out. Come on -- the woman can sing.

But of course, after 25 minutes of yanking our chain and making Gina and the other two whozits sit through the agony of pretty Michael Bubbly and Ryan Seacrest's "I swear I'm not gay" jokes, Gina was sent home.

Maybe it's just because we're all menstrual, but we actually shed tears. Damnit, there's no justice left in the world ... except for the justice that ensures Sanjaya will be performing "My Love Don't Cost a Thing (thing thing thing)" next week.

Anyway, we know she's not from here, but Glocksen and her all-grrl rock band would probably kick a lot of ass if they moved to Seattle.

To Gina: