This Week's Sanjaya Post in 30 Seconds or Less

Tony Bennett: "I like [Sanjaya] because he dares to be different."

Randy: "I can't even comment on [Sanjaya's] vocals, or whatever, anymore."

Paula: "Thanks for the dance."

Simon: "Incredible."

Sanjaya: "Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya."

He actually didn't do too bad last night. He hit the high note and held it without going sour. He slicked his hair back so it didn't steal the spotlight from him, and he dressed in all white, which is always classy. Fellow Puget Sounder Blake Lewis finally kicked some ass without beatboxing to "Mack the Knife," and showed that he really can sing after all. It took him long enough. Honestly, we think this is Haley Scarnato's week to tank and go home, but in the meantime, we'll make way for Weird Sanjaya-related Video of the Week: