Friends, Fanjayas, Countrymen...

Are we going to let the scorn of Simon Cowell and a nation of haters topple the mighty mohawk of fame that is Sanjaya Malakar, or are we going to text our asses off today to ensure that the American Idol-viewing public is subjected to yet another performance from our home-grown star? This guy may die because of your vote, but he's already posted the mustache photo and thus served his purpose on this Earth. Do what you feel is right.