Archie McPhee Going to Bankruptcy Court, Hell

You have to listen to this. Apparently there's some damnation to be doled out for Archie McPhee's Last Supper After Dinner Mints and this woman on the phone is going to do the doling. Not only is McPhee's soul going to be consumed by fire, but they also won't sell a single mint, ever, again, anywhere, thanks to the secret machinations of the Knights Templar or whomever this woman represents. Our favorite part of this voicemail is how whenever the woman seems like she's run out of steam and is going to hang up the phone she starts back up again with renewed fervor. Repent already, Archie!