Carrie Underwood, You Three-Timing Slut
Let's hope Carrie Underwood doesn't have some virulent STD, or the entire NFL season may have to be canceled.
When last we saw Carrie, she'd spurned our own Josh Brown for then-Cowboys-savior Tony Romo.
Nice choice, Carrie--Josh Brown is now a franchise player, while Tony Romo is going to be forever linked to a debate about ball rubbing.
Obviously the right thing to do here is beg Brown to take her back. But no--instead of sharing champagne in front of a warm fire while watching the rain pitter-pat on Brown's Issaquah porch--now Underwood's in NYC, taping Saturday Night Live with...Peyton Manning.
What is it about helmets and hip pads with this chick?
Whatever. Good luck with Peyton Manning--we're sure you'll enjoy doing the do with him, as he pulls out every few seconds and hand signals to Marvin Harrison to switch the music to R&B or adjust the Craftmatic.
Who needs you anyway? Josh Brown's got a new crop of American Idol contestants to choose from--including that slender minx Sanjaya.
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