All The News

--A Seattle lawyer is officially in on the Menu Foods Ltd sue-a-thon. Local pets blog Itchmo Seattle is claiming a vastly different number of dead pets across the country than we've seen in the MSM, by the way. Which is closer to the truth: The P-I's 13 or the blog's 1,000?
--Seattlest had a few science teachers in our high school days that should have been carried out of the building with an administrator on every appendage, but, sadly, it never happened. A science teacher at Moses Lake High was ejected in such a manner on Wednesday, though, after "initiating a riot."
--Google scalability conference is scheduled for Seattle in June. Nerds wanted.
--The countdown to West Seattle water taxi season has begun.
--Everyone deals with grief differently: The Blazers' Zach Randolph spent bereavement leave at a Portland strip club.
--Bobby Engram will remain a Seahawk, Ken Hamlin will not. The scoop is here.
--The real estate bubble really is getting crazy.