Light Rail Making Us Feel Old
We could hardly contain our blase excitement when we heard that Sound Transit was going to be having a meeting in our neighborhood about not just connections from Rainier Valley for the new light rail link, but also about the Eastside corridor project. Across I-90, turning north: a light rail humming along next to the clotted artery that is currently 405, our commute would be a floating dream, what now takes almost an hour sometimes, could happen in just 20 minutes. While we read mindless crap on our computer!
With joy and trepidation, we open the PDF sent out to our neighborhood association, and there it was, staring back at us, mocking our mortality:
The East Link project is projected to move nearly 45,000 people on the Eastside each day — 13 million per year — by 2030...Lessee, that's 23 years from now, so we'll be...Ah screw that.
Instead, we call (surprise) shenanigans on this. Listen, city of Seattle and neighboring burroughs: Salt Lake City built their light rail in about 5 years and they came in under budget. Yes, they have nice big wide streets there, but actually that didn't prevent the fact that "the $118.5 million University Line project required extensive, and costly, street work." That didn't seem to stop them. OK, we have bridges, they don't. But 23 years, are you kidding? It's almost enough to make us consider moving back there. Hold on...nope, hell is still really hot. Ah well.
At least the Spawn of Seattlest will be able to commute quickly and efficiently to their daily drudgery. We'll be retired to a boat off some island drinking martinis all day long by that point, right? No? Shit.


