All the News, Seth Style
--Though he's been rumored to be a candidate for both the Liberty and Long Beach State head coaching jobs, Cameron Dollar says it isn't true. Which means he's probably on a private plane to Long Beach right now.
--Sharkansky jumps the shark.
--Georgetown's Jeff Green on the Blazers? Oh, please, God, yes.
--A-Rod to the Angels? Oh, please, God, no.
--Speaking of the Angels, thanks to them you'll learn a new baseball term today: coconut snatching.
--And speaking yet further of the Angels, Chone Figgins has a broken finger. Not known yet how much time he'll miss, but probably at least part of the regular season.
--Bobby Engram visited the Saints, but the Hawks still expect to resign him. And the Saints expect the Hawks to resign him. So that looks good.
--"On second thought, maybe Joel Pineiro shouldn't be our closer."
--A friend and I have this ongoing conversation: the fact that gay people are getting married must seem just completely crazy to someone who grew up in, say, the 30s. Hell, some of those people probably still think interracial dating is wrong. So what's going to be the thing that, when we're 80, will just seem completely insane? It's already here.
