"Who are you guys?" asked a team correcting their quizzes.

Hüsker Don’t won Seattlest trivia last night. They got only 4 questions wrong on the entire quiz. We overheard a couple of teams discussing paying them not to show up, and another couple discussing paying someone to ensure they can't show up, if you know what they mean.

If there were any question: they're back.

Who's not back? Seattlest Seth. We don't know what you people did to him last week, but that was apparently his final hosting gig. Public acclaim may bring him back for a final performance, but that's really between him, his adoring fans, and his ego. And Seattlest David will be hosting just twice more before hanging up his microphone. Apparently they have "lives," whatever those are. What will Seattlest James do? TBD, though he won't be hosting every single week.

24 teams showed up, though one (Buttafuoco) left at halftime. Sorry you weren't having more fun.

Next week's user-requested round: contemporary playwrights. David hosts his penultimate quiz, so turn out and give him a round of applause.

1) Hüsker Don’t, 76 -- $150!
2) Almost 40, 72 -- $70!
3) Laser Rocket Arms, 71 -- $20!
4) (tie) Astounding Mittens and Mittens, 64 -- Mittens won the tiebreaker to choose a round theme for next week: contemporary playwrights
6) Puppies Kittens Bunnies, 63
7) (tie) Brazilian Mietze, Cheese Happy Surrender Weasels, and Jim Henson Was an Inspiration to All of NAMBLA, 62
10) Competitive Inhibition, 60
11) Tard Cocks, 58
12) (tie) The Asskickers and Bong Hits 4 Jesus, 56
14) Federated Association of Organizations, Inc., 55
15) OMG Lasers Pew Pew Pew, 53
16) Skanky Hoes, 50
17) (tie) 27-33 and Chaka Khans, 45
19) (tie) Fighting Squirrels and Psycho Killers, 42
21) Castles of Ireland, 39
22) Triple Whipple, 36
23) (tie) Toilet Epiphany and Buttafuoco -- Epiphany won the swag because Buttafuoco took off early

Qs and As are on quiznight.net.