All the News, Seth Style

--Who's more depraved? Wisconsinites or Washingtonians? Guess it depends on whether you think getting the d from a horse is worse than giving the d to a dead deer.

--Maybe it's Minnesotans: the Twins are finding trying Jeff Cirillo at shortstop.

--The future looks bright for your Portland Trailblazers; with Zach Randolph a late scratch, rookies LaMarcus Aldridge (25 pts., 8 rebs.), Brandon R.O.Y. (19 pts., 12 rebs.), and Sergio Rodriguez (9 pts., 9 assists) led the way to a two point victory over Washington.

--Former Husky Khalif Barnes caught on tape: screaming at Jacksonville cops.

--The stat geeks at Baseball Prospectus include about 10 kabillion players in their annual--but they left out Adrian Beltre.

--Rashard Lewis makes the all-NBA second-round-pick team.