Every Vote Counts

Tomorrow is fake Viaduct Vote Day, and your meaningless ballots must be postmarked by then. The election is all mail, so you will not have the option to vote at the polls.

If you want to skip the middle man and have your ballot lost directly you can drop it off at the following locations:

King County Administration Building-- 500 4th Ave., Room 553, Seattle 98104

High Point Community Center-- 6920 34th Ave SW, Seattle 98126

Rainier Community Center-- 4600 38th Ave S,, Seattle 98118

North Seattle Community College-- (Located in the Baxter Building by cafeteria.)9600 College Way N, Seattle 98103

Interbay Evangelical Covenant Church-- 3233 15th Ave W., Seattle 98119

If you are voting for the tunnel Mayor Nickels has your back, a re-build, well then your man is Nick Licata. If you wanna be like us, we’re voting no on both. However, keep in mind that we’ve never touched a boobie.