Seattle Symphony Wants You To Move Closer

One of the endlessly amusing things about arts orgs is how desperate they are all for cash -- big or small, there's no amount of money-grubbing that's beyond them. It's normal. You go to a show, pay $$ for a ticket, and then a little while later you get a letter or a phone call "informing" you that, you know, what you paid was "really" half-price and could you stand to kick in a little, well the other half, no it's okay we take credit cards.
People do crazy things when they're pressed for cash. Knock over 7-11s. Car-jack. File initiatives. But they always justify it somehow, no matter how twisty and scrambled the argument gets. The Seattle Symphony has been bleeding red ink (and staff) the last few years, announcing last September a $3.2 million deficit, but telling patrons that they wouldn't see much of a price difference. Define "much." 10%...300%? What kind of wiggle room are we talking about here?
The Seattle Times and P-I are reporting that the Symphony is raising prices fortissimo on some of its cheapest seats, in the back of the Third Tier, the top back of Benaroya Hall. Where the past season there were two prices for Masterpiece series subscribers in the Third Tier, $279 and $387, next season everything up there will cost new subscribers $999. (Current subs won't have to pay more than $500 per seat.)
To appreciate the level of crazy we're talking about, you have to realize that both the Symphony (and the Opera, in McCaw Hall) like to sell the nosebleeds as the "best seats in the house" acoustically. That may be; it's a matter of opinion. But most people only buy them when they can't afford to sit closer. Yet areas of the Symphony's main floor had tumbleweeds blowing between seats. When the Symphony did a pricing analysis, and found that its audience had moved en masse into the cheapest seats they could find, their thought was to raise prices. Sane? No. Desperate? Yes.
"Our subscribers are the last people we want to offend," said Champion in the Times. "But we have to keep playing, and that means we need ticket income." In the P-I, she said: "We take our patrons very seriously, and we make sure we communicate with anyone who is unhappy. Every time you make a change, people get upset. We need to do a better job to be clearer. We haven't done a good job of that. By Friday, we will have communicated with every one of those people."
Why does that last part sound like a threat? We imagine maybe a phone call that goes: Hey, we don't mean to have to extort this money. How do you think we feel? It's not personal. Don't be offended. We just need cash. Look...we're going to lose our line of credit soon. Can't you see tha-- JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKING WALLET!!!


