Trivia Wrapup, Feb. 27: You People Are Sick

We admit, one statue of an ancient Greek philosopher looks a lot like another, so picking Plato instead of Socrates in our "identify the alleged seducer of youth from the picture" round was a little cruel. Regardless, you all did very, very well, with the average team correctly identifying 7.77 pedophiles out of 10.

But note, classics scholars: we aren't the ones pegging Plato as a pedo. We picked up that tidbit from the Pedophile Education Web Site, and you can Google that phrase if you want to have a Socratic dialogue about Plato's sexuality with them. We're busy emptying our browser cache (farewell, "famous pedophiles") and restocking our mental images of Suicide Girls who are old enough to drink.

Last night 13 teams competed at the Old Pequilar -- positively intimate, compared to the 25-team weeks we've had in the past few months. Repeat powerhouse Lesbian Skin Harvesters won the night, with Free Ride coming in second.

NAMBLA defeated Do Number Eight! for third place, which won them $10 and gave "Do" the chance to take an annoyingly long time coming up with a round theme for next week. Their chosen theme: sesquipedalianism. (That tiebreaker question: as of Monday night, how many people listed "learn how to kiss better" as a goal on the website 43 things. A: 64.)

1) Lesbian Skin Harvesters, 72 -- $100!
2) Free Ride, 70 -- $20!
3) NAMBLA's Boned Up on Pedophiles, 69 -- $10!
3) Do Number Eight!, 69 -- picked a round topic (sesquipedalianism)
5) Fat Amies, 68
6) The Fuckin' As, 62
7) Scorsese, Finally, 59
8) Interstate Commerce Commission, 58
9) P&A, 52
10) Keep Your Viaduct Out of My Tunnel, 48
11) Gypsy and Chance, 47
12) FC Duck Butter, 44
13) Lost in the Woods, 43 -- swag!

We'll have the complete quiz up at QuizNight later today.