All the News, AM-ish edition
--Sonics Central on the stories about the new owners and their anti-gay-marriage contributions: "Seattle should be f*cking ashamed of itself."
--"They were reported running down the middle of the road heading north. Then they were running south, then apparently they were walking because they became exhausted." The ostriches running loose in Seatac, that is.
--Did Idi Amin eat a former Sonic? [Via Deadspin]
--If you get a DUI, is it hypocritical to be tough on crime?
--Whose #24 should the Sonics retire? Haywood or DJ? Or both?
--We had no idea that Spencer Haywood was married to Iman.
--The mom who allegedly taught her kids to act developmentally disabled to get Social Security checks admitted it's true.
--Nate Robinson got a bullshit technical last month.


