MUSIC: For the nine millionth time, get your ass to Easy Street to see Aqueduct's all-ages in-store performance.

7pm // Easy Street Queen Anne, 20 W. Mercer St. // Free

OPERETTA: The Seattle Gilbert and Sullivan Society presents their production of Franz Lehar's The Merry Widow. Expect lots of romantic entanglements and disentanglements rife with misunderstandings and mistaken identities.

7:30pm // Town Hall, 1119 8th Ave. // $26

DANCE: Get your rumba on with SuperSones, who bring their Caribbean dance music to Waid's in celebration of the Dominican Republic's Independence Day.

9:30pm // Waid's Haitian Cuisine and Lounge, 1212 E. Jefferson St. // $5

GAY: The Greater Seattle Business Association launches their grassroots Hearts and Minds Campaign with this screening of Inlaws and Outlaws, a documentary on the manufactured political divide between gays and straights over love and marriage. Along with the film, the event includes a hosted reception and a silent and live auction.

6pm // Broadway Performance Hall, 1625 Broadway // $5

SEX: Vancouver's Theatre Replacement get down and dirty in Sexual Practices of the Japanese, a series of one acts which explores some of the culture's big sexual stereotypes without going overboard on the bukkake. Fingers crossed for a reference to "Turning Japanese."

8pm // On the Boards, 100 W. Roy St. // $18