What was the big news of the last week? Crazy lady astronaut stalker, no contest -- three teams riffed on NASA's PR nightmare for their names.
NASA, a.k.a. Need Another Screening Application, took first prize after winning the tiebreaker question, narrowly edging out Isaac Asimazel-tov. NASA won last week, under a different name, so may be shooting for a Hüsker Don't-style domination of Old Pequliar quiz night.
Last Ones to Know won third place outright, while The Fuckin' As and NAMBLA played the tiebreaker for fourth place. The Fuckin' As won, and opted for a round on The Golden Girls next week. Seth and David are positively giddy at the prospect. (No, seriously, they're giddy -- they love the show.)
That's right: next week, there's a round on The Golden Girls. Watch those DVD sales skyrocket. We're pretty sure David's hosting. It's definitely not us.
Also, a reminder to teams who took multiple ashtrays: bring Courtney an ashtray mobile next week and she will buy you beer. We don't know how much beer, but we're holding her to it. Anyone else who wants in on that might want to stop by the OP tonight -- they had a couple boxes of free ashtrays left.
1) Need Another Screening Application, 69 -- won tiebreaker, $110!
2) Isaac Asimazel-tov, 69 -- lost tiebreaker, won $45!
3) Last Ones to Know, 65 -- won $15!
4) (tie) The Fuckin' As and This Is What Happens when NAMBLA Finds a Stranger in the Alps, 63 -- The Fuckin As won the tiebreaker to pick a round!
6) That Crazy Astronaut is Obsessed with My Cock, 61
7) A Glue Stick for Barbaro, 60
8) Crystal's Got a Job, 59
9) (tie) J2K and Mittens, 58
11) The Spaghetti Baskets, 49
12) In Space, No One Can Hear Your Alibi, 48
14) (tie) Hammered Monkeys (won tiebreaker for swag!) and I Have Genital Herpes, 47
15) Dead on Arrival, 41
16) Ned, 28
17) Rogue Nuts, 14 -- left at halftime!

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The Rogue Nuts were plagued by a migraine, and were SO looking forward to coming in last! We shall return with more brain power and good pain meds and stage a comeback! Yee haw!
As long as I didn't drive you away!
You might have had a fight on your hands with Ned for last place -- the second half was definitely higher scoring than the first.